I thought this was really funny and put it in my newsletter. All kinds of questions come to mind (about timing, for example :-) Shirley On Tuesday, May 13, 2003, at 12:30 PM, Charles Martin wrote: > 29-Apr-03: Microsoft's MSN division introduces the iLoo, a portable > toilet with internet access. MS issues three new "critical" security > alerts. (as Dave Barry says, I am NOT making this up.)