cute, funny. Is this from Dr. Seuss or an original? If from Seuss, you should include credit and copyright info, otherwise this will spread uncredited all over the Internet.... --------------------------- -donald henry hinkle "The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." (Muriel Rukeyser) On Nov 17, 2004, at 11:46 AM, Scott M. Tolbert wrote: > > One day, making tracks > In the prairie of Prax, > Came a North-Going Zax > And a South-Going Zax. > > And it happened that both of them came to a place > Where they bumped. There they stood. > Foot to foot. Face to face. > > "Look here, now!" the North-Going Zax said, "I say! > You are blocking my path. You are right in my way. > I'm a North-Going Zax and I always go north. > Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!" > > "Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax. > "I always go south, making south-going tracks. > So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move > And let me go south in my south-going groove." > > Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride. > "I never," he said, "take a step to one side. > And I'll prove to you that I won't change my ways > If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!" > > "And I'll prove to YOU," yelled the South-Going Zax, > "That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax > For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule > That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School. > Never budge! That's my rule. Never budge in the least! > Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east! > I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will > If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!" > > Well... > Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew. > In a couple of years, the new highway came through > And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax > And left them there, standing un-budge in their tracks. > > -- > > Sincerely, > > Scott M. Tolbert > > Withfeathers Trading Company > > withfeathers at pobox.com > > "Hope is that thing with feathers"