[Ti] Frisco (ick!) was: xray machine safe for Powerbook?
Mark O'Brien
rmobrien at mac.com
Fri Apr 25 17:55:05 PDT 2003
This all sounds like a perfectly adequate way for San Franciscans to
identify and look down their noses at visitors.
On Friday, April 25, 2003, at 12:56 PM, Sam Hotchkiss wrote:
> On 4/25/03 10:42 AM, "Tarik Bilgin" <tarik at opalblue.com> wrote:
> I usually say "san francisco" yep, straight up, all 4 syllables-- but I
> decided to consult the experts on this, :
>
> http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?lastnode_id=510789&node_id=538126
> "I try to explain to people that hearing "Frisco" or "San Fran", or
> seeing
> it on a t-shirt , sounds like fingernails scraping on a blackboard to a
> resident. Ack. Stop it please. I usually get one of two reactions
> to my
> request. One is "Oh I will now intentionally call it those names at
> every
> possible opportunity, just to annoy you ." The other reaction is "
> Well,
> what do you call it, then? " which I will attempt to answer now.
> 1) The City . This is most common if you're in Silicon Valley .
> It
> may seem ambiguous, but what other city could it be referring to?
> Oakland
> ?San Jose ? Hah. We laugh at those places, much like New Yorkers
> laugh at,
> uh, every other city in the world. (Admittedly, this is probably
> because of
> ignorance of those places. I haven't been to San Jose in almost 2
> years.)
> 2) The name of the neighborhood you're going to . This is more
> common
> among SF residents. It is a smaller city than many , but
> personalities of
> San Francisco neighborhoods vary widely. Try "Gonna grab a burrito in
> the
> Mission " or "Meet you at Tart to Tart in the Sunset ".
> 3) SF is OK in text. Sometimes I use the airport code, SFO .
> 4) If the full name " San Francisco " is used, at least get rid
> of the
> assonance in the 2nd word. Shorten the "a" in "Francisco"; say "San
> Frinn-ciss-co" or "San Francis-co" but not "San Fraaaann-cisco".
> Except if
> you're Frank Sinatra ; the chairman can sing it his way .
> Okay, now that I've explained it, you can resume calling it San Fran to
> intentionally annoy me, while wearing the glitter y "Frisco" t-shirt
> you
> bought at Fisherman's Wharf , and hanging off of the cable car with
> the huge
> line of tourists also waiting to take the cable car, preventing its
> use as
> public transportation by actual residents. But it's okay, cause I'll
> laugh
> my ass off when you try to make a left turn off of Market, and hunt for
> street parking near Union Square ."
>
> http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?lastnode_id=510789&node_id=510789
>
> "NOBODY in who lives in the Bay Area calls San Francisco "Frisco ".
> Only
> some lame *censored* tourists who want to sound local say Frisco and
> everybody who lives here knows that. We call it The City , *censored*!
> If
> you say "Frisco" to a local, they will know you're a poser ."
>
> "Emperor Norton once proclaimed "Whoever after due and proper warning
> shall
> be heard to utter the abominable word 'Frisco,' which has no
> linguistic or
> other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor."
> The penalty for this crime was $25, which in that day was a whole lot,
> since
> even today, it's no laughing matter ."
>
>
>
>
> --
> Samuel W. Hotchkiss
> President, Contractor Services, LLC.
> hotch at zlit.net
>
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