[Duo2400] OT / blondes

[ElBrio at aol.com]

In defense of blondes (and I'm married to an Italian brunette)

Gorgeous blonde walks into a Manhattan bank office and asks to speak with the 
loan officer.  She tells him that she needs to travel to Europe for 3 weeks 
and wishes to borrow $10,000.  The bank officer, of course, tells her that he 
can't offer any loans without collateral.  She proceeds to whip out the keys 
& title to her Rolls Royce, parked outside, and offers the car as collateral. 
 

Of course, the bank officer accepts, and has the Rolls put in storage in the 
secure lot under the bank.  The blonde gets her $10,000 and departs on her 
trip.


Upon her return, she visits the bank to repay the $10,000 plus the $100 in 
fees and interest.  The bank manager, after a hesitant start, tells her that 
he had made a few calls during her trip.  He says, "Ma'am, I found that you 
really had no reason to have to borrow  money for a trip...in fact, you are 
quite wealthy!"  The blonde agrees.

The manager then asks, "Out of curiousity, why DID you borrow the money?"

The blonde answers:



"Where else in Manhattan can you park a Rolls for 3 weeks for $100???"

Andy