Way off topic but I could not resist... Begin forwarded message: > > > To see this story with its related links on the Guardian Unlimited > site, go to http://www.guardian.co.uk > > Computer's chips turn into potatoes > Ben Aris in Berlin > Monday January 12 2004 > The Guardian > > > Staff at a department store in the German city of Kaiserslautern > called detectives after an angry customer tried to return a computer > stuffed with potatoes to the shop twice on the same day. > > The man berated sales assistants in the store, complaining that the > computer he had bought only hours before did not work, according to > police reports. > > The store's staff opened the machine and discovered it was not > functioning because its working parts had been replaced with small > potatoes. The bemused shop assistants gave the man a new computer free > of charge. > > But bemusement turned to suspicion when the shopper returned a short > while later with another computer - again potato-filled. > > Police were called and the man was arrested. > > A spokesman said: "The second time he said he didn't need a computer > any more and asked for his money back in cash." Roman Zukoan, a > computer technician who works in the Nexos computer shop, also in > Kaiserslautern, said: "It is hard to imagine how the potatoes could > get into a computer's casing. > > "When computers leave the factory they are packed in plastic to > prevent damage from condensation. > > "If they are running for a long time they get hot and in theory it > would be possible to cook a potato in a computer, but who would try > that?" > > Copyright Guardian Newspapers Limited >