on 19.04.2003 5:10 Uhr, K. at kochkodin at earthlink.net typed vigorously: And stupid ol' me thought "rectal fissure" meant "butt crack"... > No, I MEANT "FISSURES"...an annoying tear similar to a pile or a hemorrhoid > BTW...Are you a "legal ESQ.? I have 2 in the family > Regards, > Mike K > > >> >>>> Even going as far as calling >>>> Bush/Cheyney rectal fissures.. ... I won't call them Assholes because >>>> that may be viewed >>>> as insulting an essential body part.. >>> That would be "rectal orifices", and at least those are your own >>> thoughts and words. >>> I respect that. >>> Jim