On Fri, 29 Nov 2002 07:59:38 +0000 Selwyn Ward <selwyn.ward at btopenworld.com> wrote: > My giess is that this is supposed to be sung to the tune of the old George > Formby eukele song "When I'm Cleaning Windows". That is so weird! The Formby tune "Handyman" kept ringing in my mind as I read the verses. You know: "My name is Andy, George Andy, I'm a Handyman, My work is dandy, dandy, I do the best I can. I'm always at your service, you can depend, etc..." jg