[X4U] HUMOR: ph33r my l33t sk33lz!!!

[Michael Grant]

This showed up today on another list:

    Master Foo and the Script Kiddie

A stranger from the land of Woot came to Master Foo as he was eating the
morning meal with his students.

“I hear y00 are very l33t,” he said. “*Pl33z* teach m3 all y00 know.”

Master Foo's students looked at each other, confused by the stranger's
barbarous language. Master Foo just smiled and replied: “You wish to
learn the Way of Unix?”

“I want to b3 a wizard hax0r,” the stranger replied, “and 0wn ever3one's
b0xen.”

“I do not teach that Way,” replied Master Foo.

The stranger grew agitated. “D00d, y00 r nothing but a p0ser,” he said.
“If y00 n00 anything, y00 wud t33ch m3.”

“There is a path,” said Master Foo, “that might bring you to wisdom.”
The master scribbled an IP address on a piece of paper. “Cracking this
box should pose you little difficulty, as its guardians are incompetent.
Return and tell me what you find.”

The stranger bowed and left. Master Foo finished his meal.

Days passed, then months. The stranger was forgotten.

Years later, the stranger from the land of Woot returned.

“Damn you!” he said, “I cracked that box, and it was easy like you said.
But I got busted by the FBI and thrown in jail.”

“Good,” said Master Foo. “You are ready for the next lesson.” He
scribbled an IP address on another piece of paper and handed it to the
stranger.

“Are you /crazy/?” the stranger yelled. “After what I've been through,
I'm never going to break into a computer again!”

Master Foo smiled. “Here,” he said, “is the beginning of wisdom.”

On hearing this, the stranger was enlightened.