[head] AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS STUNNED; SEEK LOGICAL EXPLANATIONS FOR MAJOR LOSS Ask themselves: could our ideas possibly be wrong? NO, they reply. It's "them", the undead zombies out there--they're wrong! They've been brainwashed into rejecting our superior brainwashing techniques. What can we do? Next time, we'll put Hillary up there. She'll make them see that our reasoning is correct. [[liberal quantity of sighs of relief heard]