[P1] drat it did it again.

[Fran Dollinger]

Jeez! You've got my vote and you don't even have to give me an iBook!

Fran


On Thursday, May 1, 2003, at 07:58 AM, Jack Rodgers wrote:

> On Thursday, May 1, 2003, at 08:36  AM, Eric B. Richardson wrote:
>
>> Considering your run for president, that may be more than you want 
>> people to know about your life in 1969... <grinning, ducking and 
>> running>
>
> Consider recent presidents and vice presidents:
>
> Bill Clinton never swallowed but Lowenski didn't either.
> Bush doesn't know the definition of coward and mangles words and ideas 
> when not in front of a teleprompter.
> Dan Quail never met a name or city he couldn't forget, mispronounce or 
> say something really stupid.
> Nixon's VP was kicked out of office for accepting a bribe while in 
> office.
> Nixon...
> Nixon, Regan, Bush, Bush caused economic chaos as soon as they got 
> into office with their tax cuts, program cuts, etc. Massive government 
> layoffs and unemployment.
>
> Just because I enjoyed the ban the bra movement and women's 
> liberation, doesn't make me a bad candidate.
>
> I'll bring Macintosh into the oval office and my first act will be 
> free iBooks for everyone.
>
> I will also sell off all of the $500 gold plated dinner plates and 
> feed our guests on paper plates and food from a fast food joint rather 
> than spend $800 per guest on food, licquor and service. Foreign 
> dignitaries get so used to that they think nothing of asking for 
> Another Billion to take home with them. Now, when they see how poorly 
> they feed them, they will realize the US government is once again 
> busted and they will start giving us money.
>
> No more arms sales to any country and we will seek out and destroy all 
> arms dealers.
>
> All Republicans will be required to take my economics class which 
> explains how $1 in tax money circulating in the US (not given away to 
> a foreign country) eventualy is handed off enough to become $10,000 in 
> new sales and $2,000 in new tax money. Thus, every $1 tax cut costs 
> the economy $10,000 and the US government $2,000 in taxes. No wonder 
> Republicans create such huge deficits.
>
> Democrats will be required to take my economics class which teaches 
> that every dollar they spend will be paid by future generations and so 
> they cannot create any new spending programs which aren't immediately 
> paid for by current taxes or funded by the users, such as turnpike 
> fees or gas taxes.
>
> Both parties will be brainwashed to keep their dirty hands off of 
> Social Security taxes and Lotto income.
>
> See how clear using a Macintosh makes one's thinking...
> ---
>
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